So Many Gerrys

14 août 2006, 15:57, par Tlön

Gerry 2002

[Gerry] We’re walking north-northwest…for…a couple hours… a ways…

[Gerry] But that’s been the way we’ve been walking the whole time. I mean it’s been 30 hours of walking. North-northwest. Okay.

[Gerry] Uh-huh

[Gerry] We’ve gotta be fucking close to the highway.

[Gerry] Yeah. But we, but we got lost. I mean, we were going…We walked our ways and maybe it was north. And then… We came, we turned around, and…

[Gerry] We got off…

[Gerry] We sarted going straight back down the way we were going.

[Gerry] No, we didn’t. No, no, no, no.

[Gerry] Before we turned around, we started going the same way.But we had turned before…

[Gerry] No, we didn’t go the same fuckin’ way. We have not seen any of the stuff that we’ve seen. You know what I mean. We haven’t passed anything that looks familiar. Whatever our direction is, it’s not south, and it has not been south. We veered off at a different point, and when we started to come back, to go back, we started back the exact same way.

[Gerry] But we didn’t see anything that looked the same.

[Gerry] We could have just bailed early, you know. There were so many gerrys along the way. We took a… I mean we started going back the same way, and then we stoped and said it didn’t look right, and then we went to the right for a little while.

Gerry 2002

[Gerry] So we were going east, all right, which is a total gerry because that’s fucking a million miles to a road.

[Gerry] Ok. Right. That’s because we came up over the thing, and we saw that whole lay out. There was nothing there. We didn’t see anything. And then in the morning…

[Gerry] In the morning, we walked north again.

[Gerry] In the morning, we…

[Gerry] In the morning we definitely walked north again. And then we gerried off to the animal tracks, which was east — which was west, but it doesn’t matter — because…

[Gerry] When we hit the animal tracks, we took a left, which was going… which was going west. But more importantly, when I got up, when we split up, and I was walking up on my scout-about, I was looking into the sun, which means that it was east. Um… So, and then, when I was on the rock, and I was looking at you, the sun was… When we came down, we went in that direction. That mean we were going east, and we walked east for a long time.

[Gerry] And our scout-about was east so we totally gerried the scout-about. We went up the wrong fuckin’ montain. Okay? So our general direction’s been north-northeast, but if we just spin the fucker and just go north, balls-out north, we’re gonna hit the fuckin’ highway, because we can’t go south. South is a fucking disaster for us. It would take too fucking long to get there. All right then, let’s go north.

Gerry 2002

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